afullmargin: (adverbs)
afullmargin ([personal profile] afullmargin) wrote 2013-03-18 06:04 am (UTC)

"Coming Attractions" (My Name is Bruce, Bruce/Kelly. Teen)

Hollywood’s full of ‘em, like a plague every five years or so the latest batch of remakes of movies that were garbage the first time around descends on the dumbasses ready to shovel over piles of cash for a new version that movie with that guy who was kinda funny and did some neat camera tricks. In return they get two hours of something vaguely reminiscent of a movie they liked when they were stoned stupid with twice as many tit shots.

His is slated for next March, starring Kelly as herself in a little black number half the film.

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