Fandom: Cracked: After Hours
Summary: PWP in which Dan is probably not The 40 Year Old Virgin no matter how much evidence seems to point that way.
Notes: First time in the fandom, and I'm a bit rusty writing. My apologies. Also sort of experimenting with style and POV despite this not being my first time playing with first person stream of conscious present tense.
Warnings: Awkwardness. Sex jokes. The usual.
Word Count: 2463
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